Ownao
This is a blog where I can rant, ramble, and complain about certain short people.
Thursday, March 30, 2006
Sunday, March 26, 2006
MMM Silly Me
I forgot to put in a ten reasons list. Ten Reason Why You Should Give Me an Idea For Another List
1. I am in need of new ideas that are worthwhile.
2. You can say "I came up with that list"
3. Won't you fell happy about being a part of my blog.
4. I will post more often.
5. If you give me lots of reasons you can read it each time knowing that one of your friends came up with that.
6. It will help pass the time.
7. You can critique on my ten reasons.
8. Ummm You're my friend
9. It will give others a chance to know us better.
10. If your ten reasons gets on my blog I will give whoever gave it to me a piece of chocolate.
Disclaimer:Yes I did play the pity and the bribery card but they work. Plus who doesn't like chocolate. No illegal copying of this idea or post. Punishable by getting no chocolate.
Oh the Life of a Spring Breaker
First of all, yes I am making this post in honor of those who bug me constantly about it. But out of the kindness of my heart I won't say any names. Then again I might just be making this post because I have nothing else to do over spring break. I was supposed to go up to Aspen to go skiing/snowboarding but nooooo I'm out for the entire season because of this knee thing. Then Mrs. Madland invited me to go skiing with them also. Grrrrrr. I think someone who doesn't like me all that much planned for me to bust my knee just in time for production and ski season. I bet it was the conversation bugger. The only good thing about this is that I can make the most awesome bubble bath with candles. Yes I like bubble baths and if you have a problem with that then I dare you to go take one and then tell me that you don't like them. Actually don't or else I'll be awfully upset. It also gives me time to come up with truly genius random outbursts. Like "Aye me friend, that there's a Dandy it be. Nasty blokes they are. Take one step closer to them and they'll suck you dry. You say you don't have your wallet on hand? You stupid fool! You think they are gonna rob ye you do. Yeah they'll rob you all right. Rob you of your life your blood your very soul. Look like normal pimps they do. Aye but there is nothin normal about those those creatures. You have got a death wish to be around them. Hah. How daft of me to say death wish. You don't die. You become one of them. One of those mind numbing, beady eyed, fang dripping shadows of the night. Can lure any one to them they can. One fancy wave of their human looking hand. They especially like pretty maidens like ye daughter oer ther. Watch her. Ask me how I know so much? Aye I had a run in with one of them. Took me dog. Nearly got the same fate. Sick thing he is. To mock me he wears it as a filthy accent to his fine clothing. They do have impeccable taste in attire. Eh. but I'm getting off subject. Very few get out with their minds. Aye but there are a few. The fight them. Can't die unless one of them kills ye. Another round for me and me bloke oer here." Well that was fun.

